Watermelon Man

For years and years (5) we have tried and tried to grow watermelons and for years and years (5) we have been unsuccessful. Yeah, sure one year we did grow one about the size of a softball. Yes, it was juicy delicious but there was not near enough of it.

But this year, with the humidity and the heat, we’ve struck pay dirt!!!

For fear anything would happen to this gem, we coddled it like a
baby … cushioning it with a blanket and singing sweet cooing songs to it every day. Baby … Baby … Baby …